"no one man should have all that power" says kanye solemnly
beyonce kicks her leg over her head “i am no man”
so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never
BEYONCE JUST RELEASED AN ALBUM OUT THE BLUE NO WARNING
WHEN HAVE YOUR FAVES EVER
WHEN WILL YOUR FAVES EVER
GO HOME EVERYONE BEYONCE JUST KILLED THE GAME
BEYONCE JUST DROPPED A 30 SONG ALBUM WHAT THE FUCK
the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them
"He said he believed that as many as two performers could potentially be considered, but he did not want to add too many women at this time because the cast already includes five."
FIVE WHOLE WOMEN, LORNE MICHAELS?????
DONT GET TOO CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT AFTER A WHILE UNLIKE THE ARMY OF WHITE MALES YOU HIRED THAT I STILL CANT TELL APART!