Wednesday, April 23, 2014
yeeea-fangirling:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY

Oh god it’s back

yeeea-fangirling:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY

Oh god it’s back

I’m so close to finishing this paper I can taste it.

kyssthis16:

talesofthestarshipregeneration:

strangeasanjles:

allahyil3analsohyouniyeh:

priceofliberty:

thefreelioness:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

via Vice:

And just how did they think this was going to play out/

my thoughts EXACTLY

They played themselves. I can’t stop laughing!

(Source: failnation)

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

spitefulbitch:

"i hate piper chapman because she’s so blind to her own privilege" better stop watching mad men breaking bad house of cards and every other fucking show on the air then or at least bitch constantly about how terrible all the main characters in them are

faeriviera:

classymorelikekhaleesi:

thegirlwiththenotebooks:

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

I love how this just assumes that Minerva lives for three generations of Potters

if dumbledore can live for 115 years, so can she

Fuck yes. Minerva McGonagall will outlive everyone. She’s too stubborn and much too busy to die.

Ugh, I think I’m coming down with something. I somehow manage to get through the entire school year without getting any contagious illness and finals week is the time the universe decides I need to be sick.

Fuck you, universe.

majortvjunkie:

college

majortvjunkie:

college

(Source: College Humor)

markdoesstuff:

geekbap:

note-a-bear:

jean-luc-gohard:

bobbieluvsya:

armisael:

please watch avril lavigne’s new video it is so much worse than you are imagining as you are reading this, it is so much worse than anyone could have ever guessed it would be

oh my god it’s like everything regrettable about my junior high years was given a budget and a video camera

It’s like Gwen Stefani’s Harajuku appropriation phase + the nightmare sequence from Heathers + dubstep made specifically for a mid-2010 car commercial + those kids with cat ears that used to follow me and my friends around in high school + the inner monologue of a middle school girl character written by an adult man.

omg
I don’t even
what

The fact that this hasn’t turned into an international fiasco is blowing my mind

….

there seriously is not any way the above words can prepare you for this

there’s literally a breakdown to someone making sushi for avril lavigne

how

Thank every god there is, or was, or ever will be, and the whole universe and anyone else I could possibly thank, that I saw that beautiful girl on that train platform. And that I had the guts to stand up, walk over to her, tap her on the shoulder, open my mouth, and speak.

(Source: cristinmilioti)